Sunday, July 17, 2011

Come Again?

Mom: We don't go swimming on Sunday.

Dempsey: Why not?

Mom: It isn't holy.

Dempsey: cow?

Mom: What?

Dempsey:  It isn't holy cow?

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Dempsey:  I don't want to get baptized.  I want to be a princess on a float.